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"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
12/15/2015 at 16:13 • Filed to: AMG

As we all know, AMG have a “one man, one engine” policy for their larger engines. One man assembles them and signs his work.

Meet one of these men. Exotically, he’s called Jacqueline.

There are probably those are are quite taken by the idea of a woman carefully examining big ends.

Hey Julie > Cé hé sin
12/15/2015 at 16:19

How do I get a job doing this

Party-vi > Cé hé sin
12/15/2015 at 16:21

Kinja'd!!!

I would have expected AMG to use some fancier rods than these.

Last I heard there were three (I think) women building engines for AMG.

Cé hé sin > Hey Julie
12/15/2015 at 16:22

Cé hé sin > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
12/15/2015 at 16:23

Up to six, if the internets are to be believed.

Of course. You can believe everything you read on the internet.

Pretty cool, if you ask me. Having the right stuff for the job is all that truly matters.

newsmctado > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
12/15/2015 at 16:48

“Be careful what you quote from the internet.” - Abraham Lincoln.

deprecated account > Cé hé sin
12/15/2015 at 17:13

wat

wkiernan > Cé hé sin
12/15/2015 at 17:40

Herr Muller, I have finished assembling ze engine.

Ja, very good! Has it passed technical inspection?

Ja, it passed with 100% compliance to specifications.

Then this is guten tag , Herr Schmidt. Your job has been terminated.

But why, Herr Muller?

You’ve heard our slogan: “One man, one engine.” Alas! Perhaps you can get a job at BMW Motorsport. I will give you a good recommendation.

Danke , Herr Muller!

macanamera > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
12/15/2015 at 18:04

wizards are real and I'm made of butter

Well of course. I almost got into Hogwarts. Make sure you watch out for hot days.